The only proper airplane food is 3.4 ounces of scotch masquerading as a travel bottle of shampoo.

Everybody hates taxes and will do what they can to avoid them. Nobody ever said “oh boy! I get to give some of my hard earned money to a terribly inefficient bureaucracy! I’m sure they won’t piss away a substantial portion of it and all of it will be used well.”

Elio probably is.

No one is looking jealously at Nikola...

Gorgeous vehicle; it looks very French.

Clickbaity anti-GM title; sounds very Jalopnik.

It’s time to get amped for ham, people!

I’m a weirdo who doesn’t really care for chocolate, so the payday is one of my favorites. I wish chick-o-sticks were more common though.

1st Gear: I’m no apologist for Tesla, trust me. But Tesla has a solid track record of, like, actually manufacturing shit. Maybe not on schedule, and perhaps not with the greatest quality, but building units and pushing them out the door on a daily basis. Nikola? They just broke ground on a manufacturing facility that…

“oh, and good to know I guess that Nestle has been shitheads for a long time.”

Ever since moving to southern California from a state with seasons, I have made a yearly tradition of going to Barnes and Noble, ordering a pumpkin space latte, and wandering around in the air conditioning pretending its fall.

Fried Bologna is one of the great sandwiches.  

I will die on this hill with you, my friend. Oatmeal raisin is certainly superior to the standard chocolate chip. 

Amen, my friend. Amen.

Despite NYPD’s claims, the videos posted of the event show no bottles or rocks being thrown as these men snatched up the protester and hustled her into an unmarked minivan, though clearly marked cops on Trek-brand bikes can be seen maintaining a perimeter around the kidnapping

i am with you on the oatmeal raisin cookie train. they are far more delightful than people give them credit for. also delicious? oatmeal butterscotchies, with butterscotch chips in lieu of raisins. freaking amazing.

Yeah, "Eat less meat, but throw away more plastic made out of petrochemicals" seems a mixed message at best.

I honestly have no idea how people are disagreeing with this. It’s like they are trying to force an unhealthy relationship or hide from things that could really be addressed. It’s classic conflict avoidance.

The crackies will crack those things open and eat the food and then look for gold in the machine. I saw a guy break a shop vac into a million pieces. There are already homeless riding around on Ford bikes. 

Pretty much the same here. The mention of pancakes really threw me off. My morning pre-run routine is a cup or two of coffee to, ah, “get things moving” digestively speaking, and maybe a banana but no more than that, before I hit the road.

He hired a stuntman to deliberately crash that car. He is known to have done a few fakes in the past, like pretending to have connected his aventador to some xbox controllers to play forza.
He’s wearing a red short for the whole thing, but the inside shot when the car crash, whoever is driving wears a black…