adamtrevorjackson
Adam J
adamtrevorjackson

Sorry, but I have never heard of a movie tag line like “Morbius, Leading Jared Leto”. Sorry man, you are wrong, just move on. The movie is starring Jared Leto.

From an MCU perspective, they should have just let it exist on its own terms, by explicitly setting it on an alternate Earth. Then you wouldn’t have the clumsy dialogue about where the Eternals were when Thanos invaded. And in the climax, when the Earth is literally being cracked open like an egg, you don’t have to

That trailer gets completely deflated like a popped balloon the *second* Ken Jeong says “the pentawhatthefuck?” It’s just an immediate flashing sign with blaring siren that just reads “NONE OF THIS IS GOING TO BE FUNNY”

Is it a bad sign that Keegan-Michael Key is in this? I know it’s not personally his fault, but the dude has a penchant for being in bad movies. Name a good movie that has Keegan-Michael Key in it. You can’t. It doesn’t exist. I think his agent hates him.

As someone who, while not doing it professionally, enjoys writing fiction - I can tell you that it’s almost impossible to catch every typo. There’s a reason why full-time authors still send their nine-draft manuscripts to full-time editors before they go to the presses.

you are confusing two totally separate metrics.

most the recent marvel stuff has looked like utter dog shit. black widow was a travesty through and through, loki had some very questionable stuff, spiderman was so fucking ugly at points and looked like it was shot in front of a basement wall, not to mention cumberbatchs cheap wig... duno really whats up with them.

he’s definitely done the ‘i’m from staten island, here’s some goofy things about that place’ thing a few times, but maybe there’s only so many times you can do that.

The dramatization is less entertaining than the doc it's based on, yet still worthy of a C-? That's an A.A. Dowd-level discrepancy. Not a complaint! 

The issue I have with the description is that I don’t that’s at all what the show is claiming. Yeah, the first episode established Holmes as smart, but already in the second episode they were drilling on how she doesn’t actually know that stuff.

I don’t get why everyone is so eager to praise sociopathic con artists. In this case, for instance, you call Holmes “an eccentric and potentially brilliant healthcare innovator”. In reality, she didn’t innovate anything, and there’s no reason to think she had the potential for brilliance. I could announce tomorrow

And, oh, wouldn’t Keefe love that?! He’d be so torn.

A true blue and loyal SW fan!

“Fun” is such a vague and meaningless descriptor of videogames, and art in general. It’s ridiculously personal, much more so than humor. If you tried to describe what makes a fun game, you would just be listing things in videogames that you personally like.

The true big question in all of this: when do people start saying “Batminson” like they did “Batfleck”?

They’re ruining the show for people who actually watch the Oscars, in an attempt to attract people who still won’t watch the Oscars.

Actor had a process he wanted to try and did so. 

“best costume design” means designing a costume. The VFX artists designed the time travel costumes. The award doesn’t automatically need to go to some kind of tailor.

Remember: A joke isn’t a thing with a set up and punchline or humor or a one-liner or a pun or anything like that; it’s any thing you might want to criticize, because at some point “jokes can’t be criticized” became a thing that people pretend is in any way rational.

Yeah, Barry Keoghan is definitely on my list of five people who I can instantly recognize by voice alone, along with Kristen Schaal, Brian Blessed, and Christopher Walken. So distinctive and omnipresent a figure in our culture could not help by be recognized immediately by mere silhouette.