So you’re saying the defense is leakier than a screen door on a submarine

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Still Chris Mullin and Tim Hardaway.

Popovich Pops Off On Piss-Poor POTUS

Mickey Morandini

For the first 12 years of my life, I thought someone flipping the board was in the official Monopoly rules as the end of regulation play.

I would estimate that fewer than a third of all the Risk games I have ever begun have made it as far as the part where people finish setting up their pieces and actually begin to make moves.

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

“I look like a dope.”

Never mind.

Surely that was the Service Electric Slide of the Game.

Daylight savings strikes again.

“outfielder Mark Trumbo”

Nobody has ever accused me of pulling any weapon on them

Frantz, a sophomore for the Wildcats, joined Arizona freshman My-King Johnson as just second active player, and third overall (Michael Sam)

This video makes me want to root for the asteroid in Armageddon.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

People have tried moving against Floyd, but has anyone tried not moving?

This is all I can picture when thinking of Ivanka ever saying the word “Daddy”

I want all the players on one team to use each other’s names on their jersey just to confuse players and announcers.