I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

Duke teammates be looking at Grayson Allen like, “Man, he be trippin’!”

But a fake punt on a 4th and 19 from your own end zone is the LAST thing the enemy would expect!!!

“Ding on the head...” Get back in and play.

How has this not happened already?!?

GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO

6 p.m. — TBS — 50 First Dates

Either remember Vai Sikahema or GTFO.

Oh my god, I’m so sick of saying this, THAT’S NOT HOW THE FUCKING FIRST AMENDMENT WORKS.

there should be an event where terrified, unskilled people try to build up the courage to jump off high boards for 30 minutes and then do a flailing pencil dive and come up coughing and gasping

Winter has all the sports where, if you just quit playing, gravity just takes over. There’s no “I am done with Skeleton now and would like to get off the ride.”

For a second there, Ryan Lochte thought he’d dyed and gone to heaven.

My kingdom to be able to buy a Las Vegas Weasels jersey...

If you believe that to be true, then you’ve never had a Philly cheesesteak.

As a proud Dominican-American, I signed in just to say, fuck that guy.

I dont problem the see.

Birds 24/7 is the best Eagles blog since Iggles Blog by Jimmy. Les Bowen is a great follow as well.