Edit: I like my second one better. Ah well.

Now in GIF form!

We’ve all been there

Sure, buddy.

It’s cause he’s a salty red ass and nothing gets NFL execs and owners harder than the perception of macho tough guyness on their team. It’s the reason Jeff Fisher remained coaching 7-9 teams for most of his career because he fit a certain stereotype of what a “FOOTBAW” guy looks and acts like. Williams will be…

Greg Williams is the guy who is road raging in his mini van on the way to work, because he sucks at his job and thinks he deserves much more than he’s willing to work for.  

“He said that? Jesus.”

Third down is tricky, as he will need to dump the ball off to Saquon while getting sacked.

I was watching that waste of time last night, and the moments when they tried to deflect for Williams and his central role in Bountygate was heartwarming. The NFL is truly egalitarian, willing to try and downplay and sweep stuff under the rug not just for their biggest on the field stars, but also for their…

Overheard last night in Met Life stadium:

The Jets Seem Like They’re About Done With Trumaine Johnson The Season

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If Ben wants to fuck off to Cambodia forever, that would be Phnompenhal.

For the people who will undoubtedly find nothing wrong with this, *cough PATS FANS/FANTASY OWNERS cough* TRUMP*, please just imagine that your mom or sister was a commissioned painter and they come home and tell you this is what happened to them while they were trying to do their job. I’m just gonna guess that you…