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I’m an alcoholic and it worked seamlessly for me. Drink more.

I was able to go from typing the text to finalizing the gif within 5 minutes-on 3 separate occasions... using a shitty old iphone. Thank you for creating this template. It made my night and we need more of this nonsense (if you’re willing).

I can picture Darnold laying in bed while reading all of this and laughing. Unless he is having fever-induced hallucinations like I had. Mono sucks. At least he doesn’t have to see Adam Gase... indefinitely.

$5 says that they jettison Eli to the Jags in exchange for Ramsey and/or some combination of draft picks.

Wow. And I thought that I was an alcoholic...

Hold my beer.

We were trying to sacrifice statistics for wins.

I’m just sacrificing stats to try to get wins. Leave me the Falk alone.

I just read the full story. What the fuck is going on?

I’m not a Jets fan. Adam Gase just has goofy-ass eyes. I have self respect so I’m a Cardinals fan. I drink a lot.

Either way Derek Carr wouldn’t notice.

Meh, it’s still better than the Raiders’ field.

Is this a metaphor for how the rest of their season will go?