That's just. . .outdated information. 15% is not a good tip.

Ditto.

My tipping practices are what alerted my GF to my poor skills at arithmetic and worse skills at ballparking.

So what you do at No More is you take the money from a corporation and use that money to brand stuff.

It's a nice sci-fi trope, that of the mega corporation that gets everyone to go their way because they control all of the lines of information that really matter. Equal parts believable and, ultimately, frightening. It's bizarre to actually watch it happen, and the corporation be a sports league.

We truly owe our lives to Shooting Guns Man.

What were these people standing in line for, then?

If you played football, that whole "brain turning off" thing would take care of itself.

Roger Goodell, the senator's son, has never held a job outside of the NFL. Is it any wonder he has zero sense of perspective and carries with him a huge amount of arrogance and douchebaggery?

HA! Perhaps he thought it was a cooking show? You know, like America's Meth Lab Test Kitchen.

This very well should be at your local Bevmo. I know I've seen it before but then again, I live in a fairly populated area. I would check there, or if you live near a Total Wine and spirits try that out.

They steam their hamburgers.

A) I never promised anything. He helped himself to the fridge.

Non-texture needing grown babies hate NATURE. You want the thing without a morsel of what it's from. A fucking joke.

I think too often sportswriters make the mistake of thinking "Because only a select few people get to do what I do, that must mean I'm as supremely talented at my job as the athletes I cover are at theirs."

You have possibly the best Kinja name I've ever seen.

Don't be afraid to let your beer fandom fly.

The temperature a beer is served at is a big part of #12. I don't want a stout or sour served at 33 degrees. It should be cellar temp. And definitely don't keep your glasses in a freezer.

Will you should write a guide about how to buy beer for parties. Beer enthusiasts buying for a non-enthusiast crowd and vice versa.

nonononono...stupid as in major naive lame...was straight up Jack Daniels.