Well, lah-di-dah, Mr./Mrs. “I don’t need to be mauled to make $30K.” Down here at the 300-lb. Guys Mauling You factory, we get mauled constantly and rest our dirty faces easy knowing that we made an honest day’s pay for an honest day’s work. SMH at you East Coast Elites with your no-mauling philosophies. There’s just…

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

Part of me wants to ask “what the fuck makes dudes like this think shit like this is okay?”

The rest of me understands: “Entitlement. Entitlement, and a culture that has been content until just recently to say ‘boys will be boys.’”

Thank god the second part of that appears to be experiencing some pushback, at least.…

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code. 

If you enjoyed Iron Man and have struggled to get into comics, may I recommend Invincible Iron Man, Vol. 1: The Five Nightmares by Matt Fraction (Author), Salvador Larroca (Illustrator). It’s the story I’m sad Iron Man 3 wasn’t.

Like many other basketball coaches, you know how to keep running the same dril.

another day as head basketball coach at the university of mississippi. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

Early rumors say any return package would require a switch in Hilary Swank camps

The article maybe doesn’t do a great job of providing that context. If you really are interested, here’s a quick primer:

The easiest is to do away with the one year requirement AND to pay the players who chose to stay. Of course, the amount of money the player could receive from an NBA team would dwarf what a college could pay, especially with what a lottery pick would receive. Ayton would never even touch the floor of a college gym if…

Shot:

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Those sounds like a great TV options... probably also get some patrons hungry and ready to order some food! Clever bartenders.

Counterpoint: Sports bars are actually awful places to watch sports, and I routinely go to non-sports bars to watch sports in peace and quiet whilst eating food and drinking beer.

You couldn’t be more wrong. My son was immaculately conceived as well. My wife got pregnant even though we hadn’t had sex at all in the month she conceived. So miracles do happen if you put your faith in Jesus.

It’s not a participation trophy...

I hope the agent enjoys his ten percent off these contracts. And that he does not smoke all the cigs in one day.

The problem with this is that in a team setting, or in a school setting, the idea that anyone who chooses to sit out won’t face any consequences is just not realistic.