Not only is Ticket Exchange a scam, but once you sell your tickets on the NFL’s approved website, you are still responsible for what happens in your seats. We sold our Ravens tickets through it one, and the completely random person who bought them got drunk and kicked out of the stadium. Since the PSL license is ours,…

The NFL is a Republican organization, but more specifically they are a tool with which the Military Industrial Complex spreads its propaganda.

As a black student at the University of Missouri, I can't tell you how amazing it has been to see how the athletic department and students of all colors coming together for this.

That is the Missouriest thing I ever fucking saw. I love the place I grew up in. It’s beautiful. I miss it all the time. But I can’t live there, because I can’t stand being surrounded by this kind of smug, stupid asshole. Go on, UM Columbia students, I’m proud of you.

Detroit fans take similar pictures, but most are tongue-in-cheek.

By his administration’s own conservative estimate the Iraq clusterfuck resulted in the deaths of AT LEAST 500,000 Iraqi civilians. But a Kanye diss was his lowest point, because it affected him.

Yea, Simmons sucks, but this seems a little harsh

The history of that man and his administration are a complete embarrassment to our country.

Blake noted that while he hadn't stolen anyone's personal information, he easily could have done so while playing tennis. "Especially right before a serve," he explained. "Sometimes it gets so quiet you can hear a PIN drop."

10. Fuck this team and fuck every Carmel kid who thinks they’re “repping” Indianapolis by wearing a Colts jersey even though they to cover their wallets whenever black person walks by them downtown.

My old man was drafted during Vietnam but served instead in West Berlin doing code-related activities. His old man stormed Normandy. Neither of them have (in my grandfather’s case, had) any time for corporations and politicians cloaking themselves in SUPPORT ARE TROOPS bullshit. It’s cynical, cheap, cloying, I could…

The pomp and circumstance is necessary to distract you from the fact that you are watching people kill each other.

Fits right in with the military branding.

The degree to which the NFL continuously insults the public’s intelligence is maddening. Can we please just accept all of the horseshit hypocrisy, dispense with the horseshit ritualistic pomp and circumstance, and watch fucking football?!

I have transcended your stats, advanced and otherwise. You saw an interception. I saw a ripple in the fabric of space time caused by the precise wobble of the ball I threw to that safety. I saw the way that ripple in the fabric of space time saved an entire civilization of advanced mollusks from being decimated by an…

For a nativist rant this was pretty sloppy and unfocused. Clearly he needs a better offensive coordinator.

I disagree entirely. I don’t understand why this is news. It’s 2015, how in the world can people still actually care about baseball?

Seems legit to me.

They redacted everything tangentially related to the five hookers he murdered.

Listen. I don’t know WHY we, as a society, can’t just call supposed “unsweet” tea just “regular” tea. Goddamn unsweet tea, even to just be a confused grammarist and casual contrarian, comes across as having tea sweetened to begin with, and then promptly put through a process (call it reverse osmosis, de-suragring, or…

I find that if I eat lentil soup for dinner, the morning after it is less of a commute and more of a race.