I've actually seen people say that the 'Jackets' in Edge of Tomorrow (No, screw your theatrical AND home video release titles, I'm still calling it 'All You Need Is Kill'.) are one of the least realistic aspects of the movie... About gives me a fucking aneurism every time.

This is also my Favorite Beer. The beerhaus near my apartment has it on tap and it is just wonderful on draught.

As always, highlight truthers remain my second least favorite commenters, barely losing out to the racists/homophobes.

Exactly. And there's nothing wrong with that. Especially with how much business they are doing. He likely just needs to come to terms with that role.

Oh man, I used to love listening to Mitch Hedberg.

I know Olbermann has given ESPN a lot of grief during his time but man, when he gets it right, he gets it right.

That is really incredibly sad. More diversity in that scene is what it needs. Too many flat-bill-wearing white-bread assholes. Makes going to a show not nearly as enjoyable as it used to be.

"He's going to college to become a cop."

"To protect the safety and well-being of all tournament participants it is necessary to ensure that all political statements and or protests are kept away from this tournament," wrote Walker, who said she was speaking on behalf of the athletic director and the Fort Bragg school superintendent.

"it smells just a little bit like God's kid being born"

10.2 percent alcohol-by-volume

If we're all supposed to honor and respect you for being big strong men willing to take a bullet to enforce the law and protect the public, maybe you shouldn't undercut that by being hysterically overreactive crybabies about the slightest implication that maybe somebody in your ranks is doing a shitty job?

Fuck whining about price. You can get a bottle of one of the best beers on the planet for the price of a shitty glass of restaurant wine. Ten dollars is a goddamn bargain, and now you have me swearing about food like I'm that asshole Burneko.

Pretty early to be so drunk, eh.

Because:

Except his killers were charged & indicted, and at trial they'll go away for decades if not be put to death. Unlike these killer cops who straight up walked, usually without a trial. You ignorant dumbass. Think for 2 seconds.

Hot Fuzz has a perfect screenplay. Every line is a joke or will be referenced later to make a joke. There is also an unbelievable amount of foreshadowing.

Like the old joke goes; "you fuck one goat..." Well, SLPOA how do I put this gently? Um, you've been fucking a lot of goats lately.

Maybe if the cops stuck with exercising their first amendment rights, and not moving to the other amendments, we wouldn't have a problem.