Soooooooooo nobody bothered to inform him that he looks like a giant boob when using that font?

"Born in the USA" is not a happy or patriotic song, but don't tell anybody blasting it this Friday.

Was watching via Watch ESPN on my Xbox and the "fuck," whatever it was in regards to, was definitely audible.

Relevant :

That's generally why I haven't bought a shooter since Battlefield 3. I just let my friends buy them then go over to their place to get high and play.

You're the best TK. I'll be cheering for at turn 4 on Sunday!

Tony. Big fan. It's not weird that I teared up a bit last year when you finally won, right???

Yeah there's that too. I'm much more afraid of Angry LeBron at this point, though.

A lot of us are being realistic about it, realizing that the best player in the world is still playing for the Heat. After the shitshow that has been the last three months though we're just happy to have another one under the belt.

Self-fulfilling prophecies FTW

In high school, our youth group did a mission trip to one of the islands in the Bahamas (three days of "work" and four days of sailing and snorkling. Hard work, I know.). We had to tell the families that we worked with that we started at 9 AM, when really we were starting at 10 AM, just to insure they'd be there on…

HEY! GUYS! LOOK! SOMEONE MISSED THE JOKE!

You didn't mention the NCAA once here.

UCONN was banned from the NCAA tournament in 2013 and still averaged higher attendance for home games than their home stadium had capacity for lol

You may be on to something

Annnnnnnnnd here is where you lost it.

That "face" is MY real nightmare.

Boooooooooo

Ya know, me too.

Shut up, Tim.