God, nobody cares!

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"Am I less cool than you guys because I happened to be better at lacrosse than hockey and football in high school and ended up playing it in college?"

Our schools didn't have lacrosse teams, but a club was started while I was in high school, and the lax kids were definitely the ones that got picked on the most.

I would say that there a plenty less "ignorant" NBA players than Alfred Von Buttchin IV

I was born in December but got my growth spurt early. I was 5'10" in 6th grade and 6'2" at the start of high school. I didn't get laid at all.

NERD ALERTTTTTT

Yes, let's not pat Adam Silver on the back for doing what David Stern avoided for decades?

David West of the Pacers said, "He's 80 years old, he doesn't have that much more life to live" haha

In that case, I just buy a plastic bottle of vodka and some soda water and get to it.

Holy shit I totally forgot Vince Carter did a stint with the Suns

awe I like my city =(

Yes. It is a joke. Don't worry.

Lots of highly successful third-round draft picks in the NBA , you idiot

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I'm ashamed I had to read this three times. +1

They're still compiling the GIFs to use with it.

He definitely seems like the kind of guy that would say, "There's a difference between a black person and a nigger" in front of a group of fifth graders.

To be fair, I follow Rick and his son Alex (who runs an IU Basketball site) on Twitter, and for years I thought it was pronounced Bozick. I am also an idiot.

His first day back in the Indianapolis market was in February of last year. On his very first broadcast, he started talking about how attendance at Pacers games was low because we're pretty much a bunch of racists. He is very aware of the individual markets that he is speaking to.