I am Pudge Rodriguez through Jason Giambi years old.

Wow, that Mikhael Ricks trade:

To Uran’s credit, he crashed on Stage 9 but toughed it out before pulling out of the race before Stage 12.

Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this catfish for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad fish! Not like going down to the pond and chasing ducks and tommycods. This catfish, swallow ya whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that’ll bring back the tourists,…

He’s still Pudge on ESPN.

When my blue-eyed, blond-haired son was a few months old, we went to Home Depot. The cashier looked at him and went “what a beautiful Aryan baby.”

For those of you not in Illinois, here’s what happened in the Illinois 3rd District race: The Democratic incumbent, Dan Lipinski, is part of the Blue Dog Coalition. He’s pro-life/anti-choice, voted against the Affordable Care Act and same-sex marriage, anti-Dreamer, and has voted against Nancy Pelosi for speaker. He’s…

This is the only season of baseball cards where I managed to get every card, having gotten an insane amount of DeWayne Buice.

Idea for a small bit of petty revenge:
1. Invite James O’Keefe to an awards banquet.
2. Everyone in attendance is dressed like James O’Keefe.
3. Everyone in attendance is wearing a poorly hidden video camera.

True story - in kindergarten, I could not hold a pencil properly. Even with those plastic triangle pencil holders. So of course the answer was to have special tutoring sessions. And the tutors were people who’d been affected by thalidomide, so they had the shortened fingers on their hands. And the sessions were held…

I live 5 minutes outside of Wauconda - TONS of vibranium over there.

So, Kessel uses a bacta tank?

The Indians will be changing their logo from Chief Wahoo to Chief Wahoo, a fish who’s still kind of racist.

I did this a while back, inspired by Magritte.

Hell-thanos.

I thought Beebo was a mutant sloth.

Note that it’s November 29 and ESPN still has no transactions logo for the Vegas Golden Knights.