Playing football stoned is fine with me, they're not doctors or anything. Driving stoned is a different story.

Damn it, Sorbo, why do you have to taint the memory of my childhood? :(

I love it because it sounds both clumsy and painful! It makes me think of slipped discs.

It's beautiful to see that a documentary like Blackfish has made an actual impact on this terrible issue.

I wrote my Master's thesis on sports such as boxing, football, and hockey potentially leading to neurodegenerative conditions later in life...all it takes is one or two hits to the head and it could set you down that path. Scary stuff. That's why I choose to remain a lazy, fat piece of shit.

the officer shows great restraint not shooting the kid for filming in portrait mode. Such valor.

The cop was later asked to write an essay on exemplary policing for the Washington Post.

Our American Police: Fat, bald, slightly limping and carrying a large gun

As a Rangers fan I want to say:

As usual, the non-news provide better coverage than most real news programs. Go John Oliver.

"It went down my butt crack!"

I don't know what's better- this video, or that he challenged Nick Offerman. I'll be waiting for that with baited breath.

Ooops! There's water allll oooover Chris Pratt. I see it's making his t shirt very, um...that's a real shame.

Who was the douche in the van who said to himself "Welp, nothing more to see here" and drove through the wreckage?

I've said it before, I'll say it again:

I hope all the people moving to Texas turn Texas blue.

Fellow Texan here - yeah, this pretty much made my month. My housemate and I ordered celebratory pizza. A Tex-patriate friend in Brooklyn had a schadenfreude dance party.

I read about this yesterday, and despite all the awful things floating around on the internet right now, I won't deny that this made my day.

Couldn't happen to a better asshole.