He’s the best QB the Cowboys have ever had. 

Will Ferrell is one of the greatest comedic actors in the past 20 years. I wouldn’t pay a dime to see him do standup.

You lose 100% of the losses you don't appeal.

She posted a video before this set yesterday, she was partying hard the night before and was planning to party some more that night. In the video she couldn’t even remember the venue she was performing at, she probably wasn’t in the mind to perform that night.

I would have been mad as fuck if I paid to see a comedian and they forgot their damn jokes.

Tiffany Haddish has never been funny. She’s always exhibited wild, exaggerated antics, but has never told any jokes that, like Katt Williams has said, can sustain an audience for a single hour. She has sporadic one-liners, but no sustaining “joke narratives.” She wasn’t funny in her recurring role on “The Carmichael…

She should be in prison for crimes against humanity.

She should apologize, resign & publicly work to aid refugees for the rest of her life. 

It’s almost like they forgot how the Constitution works. Or never knew. Wanna go home for the holidays despite the Tantrum in Chief’s behavior? Pretty simple stuff here.

*Cathoic priests= pedophile.*

The Catholic Church is absolute trash and anyone who still gives money to it is aiding and abetting child sex abuse, in my opinion. I legitimately don’t know how any decent person can still be a practicing Catholic. It is not that hard to walk away from your denomination. I’ve been there. I left the denomination I was…

Ryan is still the Speaker of the House, and if enough of his caucus has fled, leaving him with an insufficient whip count, he simply wouldn’t bring a budget bill to the floor. The likeliest thing he can accomplish is a two or three week Continuing Resolution to keep the government open and leave the battle to Pelosi.

I think Woody Allen might be gross.

Yeah, ok, maybe he was a weird and borderline criminal obsession with teenage girls but on the other hand you have to admit that his movies are some terrible overwritten bullshit. 

That’s cool. I don’t want them to go to work anymore either. 

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

this is good kinja. 

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

I like Pete. I think he does a good job on the show and even when a bit flops I still find him enjoyable to watch. I hope he finds some sort of peace. 

It’s pretty well known that Trump is addicted to “cheap speed” diet pills.  It’s been in the news since before the election.  Also, if you look at the side effects for Diethylpropion (the diet drug in question) and it’s like a clinical definition of Trump’s behavior.  (If combined with incipient dementia.)