You know who was black? Jesus.

You know who loved black people? Jesus.

I can't help but lol at her for calling him both an Atheist and a Muslim in the same breath.

She sounds drunk.

While a mental illness (or other neurological issue) could possibly contribute to her behavior, she would have to be a mentally ill bigot. The bigot part is the only plausible cause.

And loving niggers! She really hit all the high points.

Thank god she didn't have a gun.

He is clearly not very smart, and completely self centered. He strikes me as the kid in high school that would hang with the bullies, and take pleasure in seeing others hurt, but would beg and weep when they realized he is a cowardly tool and turned on him.

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

Excellent piece Greg...wow.

Probably should of just knock his ex-girlfriend out to get a lesser suspension instead

And Chris Pratt as genderswapped secretary so he can do the exact same role.

YES!!! Though I think Offerman might bring the right amount of apathy to the Janine role. And something ingenious must be invented for Chris Pratt. Too bad he's all buff now, him as Stay Pufft would have been rather funny. Or perhaps even funnier now, all considering. Stay Buff man.

Someone suggested Retta yesterday. I think she would be amazing, and she's on Parks and Rec so she's got name recognition and a fanbase. So that's who I'm particularly rooting for.

No, no, no. You are missing the point.

This is 10,000x scuzzier than just admitting who you are and hiring strippers, isn't it?

"Our soldiers don’t sacrifice for duty, honor, country. They sacrifice for Kellogg, Brown, and Root.

Hey, I have a solution. Screw this pointless war and bring the troops home where they can stay in their own air conditioned homes and offices instead of tents in another country. We would save so much money...