You know its a lot worse than that.

This would all be over really quickly if Melania would just start talking.

Austin should be blue.

Oo I forgot about this one. Not scary but...

Including my story, Ive seen this few times. SO weird.

Have you tried some J-horror and K-horror? Generally, I find those the most scary, though not necessarily the best.

I’ll tell one more because its the most scared of Ive ever been.

I was 16. It was the night of the homecoming dance. (Full disclosure, I had just lost my virginity in the back seat a little while before.) My date was asleep in the passenger seat.

I cant find the tweet but its something to this effect: “Why are ghosts always from the 1800s? What about an early 2000's ghost who only says, “It’s Britney, bitch.”

Murderer.

The phrase you’re looking for is voter suppression. Voter suppression. Close, though.

Fuck soccer.

At what point, could he be held responsible and, I dunno, impeached?

Yours is truly a dizzying intellect.

Die in a fire, Trump.

Thats not true. We lost because of voter suppression and gerrymandering. The idea that liberals cost the election is a spin put out by the DNC.

Im also for Trump going UP in flames, if you know what I mean.

My body was ready for that, but then had some eye problems, then The Ward, and now he just does music and cashes his remakes checks.

Oh, please, please take an IQ test.

Remember when that Twilight idiot tried this and Robert Pattinson leaked it and they couldn’t release it?