Guys what idiot - if more than a couple starters kneeled for the anthem, no one would be suspended because they have an obligation to win games.

Looking at you, Mike Pence.

No you don’t. You have one of the best running games in the league. If you run it, and score, that still bleeds 30 seconds off the clock.

Ask for a raise. Why not?

We shouldn’t worry. Nukes don’t kill people, people kill people.

They want to frame it as mental illness ONLY so that they don’t have to talk about the gun issue.

For fucks sake, he really is doing less this time because they’re brown, isn’t he?

Been thinking of visiting. Im falling in love with the whole desert chic aesthetic.

Too much neck torque for Vince.

Well, they’ll all be kneeling next week.

Trump’s response to Hurricane Maria and the damage it wrought on Puerto Rico has been anemic, especially compared to the recent hurricanes that hit Texas and Florida.

Really looking forward to our Logan’s Run esque future. Cut of is maybe 65 or so in my ideal version.

The only vacation Ive ever truly wanted to take is to take my typewriter to a cabin in the northwest and not come out for a month.

I would love to believe this, but we both know he’s not smart enough to redirect like that.

Well, hell, I love it.

Once I was looking at cars on a shady lot, asked how much the car was (since there was no sticker price) and he said, verbatim, “How much you got?”

When you wake up with a new pain just from sleeping in a bed, thats how you know you’re old.

Dallas only had one healthy CB that had played before.

Don’t forget, he recently ignored a judges order to turn over Mar a Lago visitor records. That should be contempt of court and an impeachable offense. Don’t ignore that.

His name is Tennys and he PLAYS tennis??????