Fuck this. Let your nerd flag fly. Never go digital with anything you own - you’ll regret it eventually. Sleep with your god damned toys. Take baths with them. Be a fucking kid, god dammit.

So he’s about 3 mil in the black? Good for him.

Hahahah

Austin.

They always do this shit.

The 3 buck wine from Target and 2 buck wine from Trader Joes are legitimately solid. Plus, after a few glasses, you won’t care how it tastes and its THREE DOLLARS.

Honestly its just because Obama did it.

Were not. But they are.

And then later the price will go back up, I’m certain of it.

Also since the term was invented by the DNC to bring down Sanders.

Trump Supporters:

Speed is also important. If NK shows they’re about to launch one at us, can’t we launch one first and ours would get there first? Doesnt NK still have to drive theirs to a launchpad?

I mean, A) this show seems amazing.

I honestly don’t know if I could have the will power to stand within arms length of him and not do something that would get me arrested.

I would really love it if there was a really loud, really strong push to identify ‘moral conservatism’ with mental illness. They aint right in the head and its time to fucking put them on blast for it.

Its not like texting leaves any kind of paper trail, though, right?

And this is why we want body cameras that can’t be turned off and on at all.

Sign me the fuck up.

Thats a lot of penises.