EVERYTHING

Everything gives you cancer.

Even if he had wiped out, I’d still give him credit. You can’t win on every play in every sport and you don’t learn unless you fall.

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

They should build ports safely away from the oceans :-/

Bad or worse, Holmes is Theranos, as she is Founder and CEO.

Maybe she should take a hammer to any hard drives the government wants to see. Because that’s cool now, right? Right?

the DoJ claims to have found “highly classified information” and US government property “with an aggregate value in excess of $1,000,” in Martin’s home. Charges have been filed by the DoJ for unauthorized removal and retention of classified materials, as well as theft of government property.

US government property “with an aggregate value in excess of $1,000,” in Martin’s home. Those Pens are not yours to keep. Remember that.

“At (5 July 2016), per the FBI investigation report, there are 110 emails over 81 email chains that contained classified material controlled by an agency other than the State Department. Of those 52 email chains, 8 were Top Secret, 36 were Secret, and 8 were Confidential. This includes an email using portion markings…

Still better than CIA Security.

How many classified documents did they find on Hillary Clinton’s private server? This dude will probably have the book thrown at him. Clinton probably gets to be the next president. Funny how that works.

NSA Security:

Google appreciates your compliance, citizen. As a token of our appreciation, please enjoy another 10G of free online storage for all your delicious personal data.

I have some news for you: Apple doesn’t earn its money via targeted advertising based on user data. But guess where Google makes 90%+ of their money?

One of these days Google fans will wake up and realize they’re being shamelessly exploited. That day will come too late.

I guess I’ll always be completely stumped as to why people would pay for this system when you could build one with the exact same performance for literally half the price. Does the thought of putting your own parts together intimidate people? I just don’t know.