For $300, that thing had better open wormholes to parallel Earths.

I once read a horror fanfic where a guy plays Metroid in VR and then when he comes out, he's a girl. I'm not seeing the downside, but hey, horror.

This Free Comic Book Day, my shop had a cosplay contest and a young lady went as Link and was awesome. It helped that her boyfriend was a steelsmith and actually forged her an authentic LOZ shield.

Tickets ordered. Keep an eye out for the guy with a wife and kid. If we're in the alleyway behind the theater, please don't kill us over my wife's pearls. My kid won't make a very good creature of the night in 20 years.

Check the advance solicits on Amazon—they've got up through June 2017 right now. Didn't see Vision, but you never know.

My idea is an updated version of Madame Fatale. Still a cross-dressing spy, but now he's a hot young woman instead of an old lady. Hijinks ensue.

7 pm, probably. Waiting for the heads up from the wife.

I just got my eyebrows threaded so I can get my PG on at Halloween Comic Fest tomorrow. Man, it hurts, but worth it.

Hey, I liked Planet Hulk the event. The Hulk finally got happy…until, of course, he didn't.

Planet Hulk character,eh? Maybe they'll use that slate skinned alien goddess the Hulk married, and…

The guy was inconsequential, but we got one issue of Spider-Hulk out of it.

His brother showed up in a Spider-Man comic. Tried to turn himself into the Hulk. It didn't turn out well.

The guy from "This Man…This Monster!"

Two things.

"Might." Pfft. What if I'm in the shower and I "might" trip on a bar of soap?

Oh, I am the king of Halloween Comic Fest.

I want more Clover.

HPB is awesome, but geographically limited.

Oh, btw…I was at Books a Million yesterday and found a crapload of Marvel books on mega clearance. Seriously, if you live near a BAM, never pay full price for a trade.

I'd like to know more about the accusation and the degree of substantiation. My lawyer brain will not allow me to process "accusation=guilt."