Pfft. You'll never even figure out the clove matrix.

She's gonna turn into Enya, if Enya weren't a recluse and she wore dresses made of meat.

Why do you have to be a wizard to cast spells? I can yell "expecto patronum" and wave around a stick too.

Somebody alert Mayor Ebert.

(Deep laugh)

https://youtu.be/6zqlVJNsI4o

Serving beer to Norm and Cliff.

There's lots of Tom Hanks to think about:
- Tom Hanks slapping Michael J. Fox
- Tom Hanks slapping his two kids in the red wagon
- Tom Hanks going mad and talking to a Volleyball
- Tom Hanks disguised as a woman to live with other women
- Tom Hanks going into a panic during a stand-up routine
- Tom Hanks as an underage boy…

Now, see, there's a movie where the theme from "Philadelphia" would have been more fitting. And it's Springsteen, so, we've come full circle.

Part II:

Oh, anybody can make up music for a movie.

Hmmmm. The only advantage I can see in that is if she was doing photography and trying to give the illusion that she was up high. That's about it. Sheesh. Stilts.

A buddy of mine was the official cosplay judge at BCC. His rule was pretty much that no Harley was going to win—not because he was anti-Harley, but because one of his criteria was originality and the 12th or 13th Harley just negated all that.

Well, yeah. Basically I'm looking to see if he saw me in my distinctly non-Harley costume.

That's really "Rule 63" or "genderbending" crossdressing.

Any chance this was Baltimore Comic-Con? The number of Harleys this year was…awful.

Ironic crossdressing or sincere effort crossdressing? I mean, there's "obvious bearded guy" crossdressing, and then there's "holy shit, that's a guy?" crossdressing.

Dammit. I was going to go as Poison Ivy, but I've had neither the time nor the money to work on a costume. So it's either Power Girl again, or a witch, or a zombie. Or maybe I'll just wear regular clothes and go as an unenthused voter.

The Aristocrats.

Also, the go-to movie for 90s hacking is Sneakers. Except for that awkward line where the lady has to get Ned Ryerson to say "Passport."