I wish more people used the word "absurd" in the same sense Albert Camus did. Usually, they just mean "silly."

You can't tell, but Abraham Lincoln's bowels were making all kinds of noises during that first photograph of him.

I thought we loved foreboding futures!

That, and the gasoline.

At least NOTLD had the better Holiday Special.

Just learned that there's a comic company that's publishing NOTLD sequels, which they can get away with since it's public domain. Turns out Ben survived as the bullet only grazed him. Way to miss the point.

If MetLife wanted to be accurate, they'd show Chuck's wife and kids destitute after he failed to renew his policy.

For a company that hates the X-Men, there does seem to be a big x-boost right now.

I feel like it's been on a semi-sporadic schedule.

I don't let much hang outside my window.

I was nuts to think that anyone wanted nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg.

Cancellation watch:

Yeah, it's taken all my willpower not to buy the Portal 2 set. I've never even played Portal. Chell just looks so damn cute in Lego.

Fact: don't pay full price for Dimensions add-ons. The first wave has gotten mass clearances at Target and Five Below. I got a load of them for $3-$4…and I'm not even a gamer, just a Lego fan.

Well, no. Your frustrations were reserved for blowing onto the pins inside the box.

I miss the 1980s rectangular NES controller that gave me so many calluses by the time I was a teenager.

Introducing the Nintendo Shart!

Will this work with Lego Dimensions? Because I still don't own a console and it would be solely for that.

I knew Gwenyth Paltrow's kid would be nothing but trouble.

I wonder if Domino will be stark white like in the comics, or if she'll just be a cheap pale Caucasian color like movie Harley was.