It's going to be nothing but mushrooms and turtle soup served in glowing "?" boxes.

Except that nothing seems to get cancelled. Digital and trade sales must crazy skew things, because Squirrel Girl and Patsy Walker are tanking on Diamond's lists but keep getting printed.

Pig?

Hey, don't complain. You got a whole article about you the other week.

Syingray is a third rate Marvel superhero, so here I thought the Punisher would be fighting him.

Somebody give him the link.

It can be two things. Like my boobs!

If this isn't about "Heavy Boobs," there's nothing here for me.

Ugh. So little in here that I care about.

Is this graphic novel coming to the CW the same way iZombie did…which is to say, not really?

I've read the advance copy of CCHACE. It's…interesting. People will either dig this or they'll hate it.

Sometimes a girl needs a change.

"Time Stand Still" was on my wedding playlist.

GET OUT.

I can't figure out Marvel's publishing strategy right now beyond "bomb hard."

Quentin Tarantino says a lot of things.

In theory, but nobody cares about Voltrons that aren't lions. If you liked the vehicle one, it's only because he had SUVs for feet. You didn't care about anything but the feet.

I haven't been watching. Have they done that thing yet where pre-teen Ivy becomes sex goddess Ivy because the writers are just looking to get arrested?

Bah. Captain Planet is just what you get when a Green Lantern has sex with a Voltron.

No, only Easter Islanders should direct movies about people with giant heads. And Santa Claus is from Turkey…or Greece, depending on who you ask.