To be fair, I'd trust the car to drive before I'd let an idiot like that behind the wheel again.

Tesla Model S. No matter how hard I look, I can't find the damn carburetor!

Ah, there's your problem. You're out of horn fluid.

Bag of milk... That's a canadian thing, right?

This is fun and all, but I really think there's more important things I could be reading about. I'm going to go over to Gizmodo and see if there's any news on the new Dargon capsule.

Do you even know Rule 34?

GTA online is now mostly just 12-year-old COD rejects running around shooting each other and screaming racial/homophobic slurs in a squeaky, prepubescent voice. I've tried to sign in and play missions, but since no one wants to do anything but scream and pretend it's Call of Duty, it's pointless.

So IE doesn't suck anymore? When did this happen?

Oh yes, but last time I checked there weren't a whole lot, and the ones that were there sucked. I gave up and went to Netflix. I also have a Hulu account, though I'm still not sure how I feel about paying 8 bucks a month to be advertised to every 6 minutes.

That being said, a neurotic, mentally damaged and deranged dog that goes nuts at everything is probably not what a robber wants to deal with!

(But seriously folks, be kind to animals)

I actually thought that a "Prime" membership was supposed to give you access to unlimited free videos. What ever happened to that?

It's been banned ever since Harley-Davidson riders gained equal protection under civil rights laws.

...Isn't the world just a beautiful place? (I'm not even sure what a few of these refer to)

And when was that?

When cops beat the fuck out of someone who's just violently robbed someone, even the most bleeding-heart of liberals usually won't disagree.

I came here to write something about systemic racism, etc, but you said it all perfectly.

Maybe it can't just happen, but can one be...caused? This inquiry, of course, has nothing to do with my earlier purchases of climate control equipment and a large tank of sharks on Amazon Prime.

If literally the same operatives and officials were still in Germany's intelligence agencies, and the former head of their agency was now president as Putin is, then I'd say it warrants such a comparison, yes.

It doesn't exist, see? there's three completely different initials now!

"Thus the most painful part of American tipping culture is that the only groups it tangibly benefits are the worst people involved in the whole enterprise. "

There, I fixed it.