@StyxaT: hell of a lot closer than "wing" though.

@SewerShark: Even knowing it's already broken, it makes me feel a bit ill seeing him break that front element, too...a

@tomsomething: Only if you have a dog, though... Otherwise, cleaning up is a pain in the ass.

@Ozzie, The Last Hairbender: Stray bullets, from a certain mathematical standpoint, kill infinitely more people than wandering packs of wolves...

@not_a_virus.exe.vbs: Remember all those movies where the CIA had some million dollar top-secret spy cam in a pen or a watch? Yea. That we have them for real -AT ALL- is pretty goddamned amazing, in my opinion, let alone having some models for under 20 bucks. People take the future for granted too much.

@My hybrid Trabi gets better mileage than your lawnmower!: There's tons of pens and watches on eBay, and I think I once saw a stapler on there that had a cam, too.

@a.seivewright: Other than modern permanent magnet/brushless types, I do not think the electric motor has changed much at all since well before this was published.

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@Fitztensity: The only thing better than cheap whiskey in a can is cheap whiskey in a can that doesn't even get you drunk. I bet it still gives you a hangover, too.

@Yinzers Are People Too: because after shotgunning a 12oz can of whiskey, the FIRST thing one needs is another drink...

@Devin Teague Connelly: But we can all agree it's at least evil, right?

@Badlands99: The feds already do come along and take the fruits of my labor at every step of the way: If you include income taxes (federal, state, city), sales taxes, import taxes, excise taxes, and the various "taxes for the hell of it" (mostly more excise taxes) that we have in this country, we pay over 50% of our…

@dccorona: Incredible, and a perfect example of high technology.

@Juaco: Is that the bowl of a pipe sticking out of the side? I guess that's one way to make it more "adult" oriented...

@FriedPeeps will kill for a CR-48: Yup... Sorry, Earth...

@switchblade saints: Cant believe you went they're... Its on.

@8thManOnTheMoon: No, it will just get wasted and thrown away like the bottom 3rd of all the Venti's I always have to clean up. SB's doesn't care, they make the same amount of cash whether you drink it or not.

That is just fucking tragic...

@dappernat: Or, indeed something similar to his current one.

@Cynic: according to wikipedia, the Muslim conquest, some Byzantine business, and some various things in China were the biggest purveyors of violence in the 600's.