Curling is fucking awesome. It’s a direct competition sport that involves both strategy and physical activity and objective metrics of scoring. Don’t get it twisted.
Your parents beat Nazis. Your generation seems a-okay with them being voted either into power or associating with the powerful.
Can I go there even if I’m just biathlon-curious?
In that they’ll be put on a shelf and never touched again, yes.
“May we never forget Cadet White Suburbs, who heroically consumed a fifth of SoCo and ate a whole plastic container thingy of Tide Pods”
Yankees fan complains about how entitled Pats fans are.
WOOSH
Maybe if the umpires would call the strike zone as it’s written, we wouldn’t need so goddamned many pitching changes. That could save you 30 minutes a game right there.
Ask the Caps what it’s like to lead the league in points headed into the playoffs.
This guy definitely watched The Breakfast Club and thought Principal Vernon was the protagonist.
If only he were Rush Vader!
Bottom two teams in each league get sent down to AAA
And if an ALABAMA SORORITY thinks you’re too racist...
Only if you hide in the closet dressed like Superman.
“Shit. I spent 3 dollars on this Ben McAdoo haircut, and now I’m getting thrown out before he sees me.”