Perhaps for relief pitchers (who I imagine are much less likely to have roided up vs. hitters, but this is beside the point), but I don’t know how much “recovery” is required if you’re a DH who sits on his ass for three hours out of three and a half, and gets up once every half hour to swing a bat a half dozen times.…

So you’ve changed your answer to my first question then.

While the number of Iraqi civilian casualties killed by other Iraqis as well as Americans is obviously a very bad thing, keep in mind that if he was still in power, he’d still be doing what he was doing, and Iraq, while still rather precarious, is now in a much better place than it would have been had Hussein not been…

So were you in favour of letting Saddam Hussein continue to murder tens of thousands of his own people then?

Definitely when Conan left it was a big hole to fill, likewise with Phil Hartman...would have been amazing to have had more Lionel Hutz and Troy McClure episodes.

Like many of us, I’ve been saying this shit for years. I know this will never happen, but in our group of friends’ many debates about shit like this, I’ve proposed that in the last 5 minutes, every foul should give a single point, 1 freethrow, and control of the ball to the other team. Possibly go to a 15 or 20 second…

Yeah I was gonna say...obviously if you were just at that altitude, unpressurized...first, you would fairly quickly die without oxygen, but yes, if you were to drink a beer or two, I’m sure you’d be obliterated in minutes. That being said, what equivalent altitude are commercial jets typically pressurized at?

I’ll admit my own once-religious viewership tailed off around season 11/12/13 or so, but I chalk that far more up to the fact that those are the years I was in college, so I was far busier going to school (sometimes), and chasing girls and drinking (more so). I busted out season 21 on a lark a few months back and…

As a tribute to San Diego, it should look like a whale’s vagina

sorry i can only award you one star for this. you are doing the lord’s work out there. well done.

good lord, another “it was better in the olden days” guy...there was super gold episodes well after that, to wit: Max Power, Arthur Fortune, School Dance/Retirement Grease, Tomacco, Duncan the Horse, Simpsons Behind The Laughter, Funzo, Praiseland, Bart’s Boy Band just to mention a handful, all after season 9. People…

Apparently I’m the only person in the world who thinks this show is just Friends but it takes place in a bar instead of a coffee shop.

Get ready for President Pence everyone...there is no possible way Trump lasts more than a few months when he can’t answer simple questions...I mean it is just out of control when he can’t give a straight answer to literally any question posed to him, everything has to be super hyped up, everything is either fabulous…

Well that’s not fair, I think the shorts Louisville wears are just naturally poofy like that.

Please tell me that kid has a sibling named Goose.

“Is there anything more frustrating in sports than when a coach leaves his offense on the field on 4th down only for the QB to do a hard count and then call a timeout?”

...not having to watch women’s basketball? In any case I was just taking the piss, clearly an internet comments section is not exactly the most serious of places to have a debate on gender issues. I’m also not going to take shit for making a mostly innocuous comment making fun of a particular group of people in a sea…

“The horrors of socialism...” Good lord...first, Canada -while certainly leaning slightly closer- isn’t socialist. Secondly, why is this considered a bad thing? Yeah it sucks up here, everyone helping each other, dealing with illness early on so people don’t wait till they’re on death’s door to get treatment and…

I don’t know anything about Duke women’s basketball but I am positive they deserved being embarrassed

Man, these NYE things are getting worse than the Super Bowl halftime shows...Seacrest and Mariah Carey? How more fucking boring and vanilla could you make a party? Actually I take that back, because a big bowl of vanilla ice cream sounds like a way better party than those two turds.