“In soccer or hockey, you could watch a tie and think, “Wow, what a game!”

Even those first two are pretty goddamn good from that kind of range and only one chance...clearly you have never attempted to do this. The hole is maybe 2 or 2 1/2 puck widths wide and they’re in the neighbourhood of 150 feet away. And the fact that Turco is a goalie makes his shot all the more impressive. And Mike…

I don’t like a billion beans in my chili, but without beans, what you are eating is spicy pasta sauce. There must be SOME amount of beans, or it’s just amped up bolognese. Everyone agrees on this.

Yeah I’m Canadian but I’ve spent a fair bit of time in the south...I realize the Civil War wasn’t *that* long ago as far as the annals of history go, but jesus fuck, I don’t know of anywhere else - and I’ve traveled fairly extensively - that has a large portion of its population that re-enacts a war that it LOST.…

I thought the polite way of saying “uninformed morons” was “Trump voters.”

...it’ll cost you.

Is anyone else noticing the larger issue here that it shouldn’t take 300 fucking people and half a space program to stage a football game? Headsets, tablets, 58 people wired up to make sure everyone knows that our team is in fact kicking when it’s 4th and 14 and we have a 21 point lead? I realize football has a lot of…

Ahh when I read the headline I thought you were gonna say they were liars because of Tito’s pregame interview before Game 3 when he said he didn’t think that the umpires were calling a much larger strike zone for their pitchers. But this is good too.

Congrats to the Maple Leafs on what will be the highlight of the entire season. Yes, a loss. Having a rookie score 4 and waiting till OT to lose is a bright light in the otherwise horrific existence of this so-called hockey team.

Are you sure you weren’t on American Choppers?

Great article! I noticed the postcard was sent 10 days before I was born, so I randomly clicked on it and was not disappointed.

Howarth once again proves he’s a goddamn legend. Damn I miss Tom Cheek though, the Tom and Jerry broadcasts are seared into my memory, listening to ballgames with my Dad in the basement workshop in our house, it was straight up Norman Rockwell.

Respectfully disagree. Howarth is the shit, grew up listening to him and he’s fantastic. I’m with you on Scully though, was lucky enough to get to Dodger Stadium this year on a trip to LA and people LOVE that guy. And for good reason.

...since 1924...in the same year? same game? or like, there have only been 2 total since then? Not being a dick, genuinely curious.

It’s like I’ve been sayin since last year...Texas just hasn’t learned their A-L-C’S.

Either could they.

wow, FTW. I want a mug that says that.

sadly, clapping on the one isn’t relegated just to baseball music, particularly in TX...

Oh no it didn’t appear until after I posted...and as an aside, an Internet provider from London, ON (a couple of hours from T.O.) called start.ca (not sure if they’re owned by Rogers but I get the impression they’re not, they seem to be independent) donated $2500 to OriolesREACH, one of the O’s charities. So there’s a…

I should hardly think one beer can thrown per year is an “established pattern of assholery.” Well over 3 million people went to a Jays game this year, and well over 2 million attended each of the years before that going back to 2012, making it literally more than a one in a million chance...you seem to imply that no…