As a Blue Jays fan, thanks for making Buck Showalter forget he had one of the deadliest closers ever to live at his disposal.

As a lifelong Blue Jays fan let me apologize for this dumb as fuck idiot...I can’t even imagine what would have happened if the Jays had a runner on 3rd at the time and buddy had missed the ball because of this ridiculous “fan”...I mean honestly how did you think that would possibly help your team? I never ever want…

That’s super weird too, cause that place isn’t known as a place where that type of shit typically happens, it’s way out of downtown and stuff.

I just love how he says “...and now to the plate, Jaash Daanaaldson, he’s 1 for 2 this afternoon here at Raaagers Centre.”

They’re protesting graffiti?

Just curious to know your source on who Jesus may or may not have had as disciples.

Lemme just fix that for ya

PAID attendance maybe...ie. season ticket holders, none of whom attended. My pals Todd and Nic were there, they said there were maybe 1000 or 1500 fans max.

Virginia IS for lovers, after all

or what?

DOLORES!!!!!!!

Once again, dipshits with cell phone cameras ruin everything. I count 6 or perhaps 7 people in that picture (other than the ones on stage), and I can see 4 cameras, plus the one that took said picture.

Cops are most definitely not obligated to escort anyone, including football players. It’s not like the players all got together on their own and decided to bring them in...the owners of the team and/or the management of the stadium set that up, and the cops who show up and do it are often volunteers (or have…

The difference is, the ballplayers are still doing the job they’ve been hired to do, and they just kneel during a song that has fuck all to do with it. Cops saying they won’t show up for work, while it may be a form of protest, is also legitimate grounds for dismissal. Just because you don’t like the attitude of the…

We need more soldiers like you.

in other news, apparently racing a “truck” that’s been modified to look and drive as much like a car as possible, is still a thing.

I’ve always been fascinated by the American obsession with loving the flag. I get digging your country and being happy to live there, and if you happen to have actually done anything to improve it, being proud of it...but the idea of being full of pride about the actual piece of fabric is odd to me (and a lot of other…

Or, don’t hang around people who will think less of you if you choose not to drink...if that’s your choice, whatever, I like to drink, but I certainly wouldn’t look down on someone who didn’t; however I would look down on someone who faked it for the sake of being liked. Also I’d kind of look down on you for not…

If you don’t drink enough to know your limit, your limit is very, very low. And you’re probably boring.

If that happened to me, I think I’d be glad because I wouldn’t want to work for a bunch of soulless dipshits who thinking having one beer with lunch means you’re irresponsible. North American attitudes towards casual alcohol consumption suck ass.