I hope that means they fed him 5-6 drinks over a relatively short span and if he could handle his booze then he got the job...but I bet it doesn’t.

you can’t just make up people’s names. coco crisp is a cereal at best but sure as hell isn’t a real person, never mind one that plays professional baseball.

I hope this means McDonald’s will bring back those little pizzas...those were the shit.

i too am shocked, as I didn’t think we would hear a single story about women’s soccer.

technically it’s a half inch above average. so while i wouldn’t look at a dude who’s 5'10" and say he’s tall (especially in my case, i’m 6'), he is still just barely on the tall side.

“Truly” Jewish? What does that mean? (I’m being serious, not trying to start shit. Isn’t anyone who follows the Jewish faith “truly” Jewish?)

gym? what’s a gym?

love that people keep reporting on this as if driving in a circle was a sport...not saying it isn’t semi-difficult, but juggling 15 grapes and a chainsaw is difficult too and no one gives a shit about that...i just can’t imagine anyone realistically thinking driving for a few hours and whipping the wheel left every 30…

Probably a sensible individual wouldn’t read kid’s books but I digress. Slut horn is pretty funny although may come with some undesired consequences...so yet another reason to grow up. Just because it’s 1200 pages long doesn’t mean it’s not a children’s book, it’s just a long one.

Actual serious question...I grew up in Canada but right on the border so I’m quite aware of the US college system (grew up about an hour from Ann Arbor so there are plenty of folks from my hometown that are “Michigan Fans” even though they have absolutely no connection to the school other than growing up close to it,…

I see proofreading is still but a pipe dream for Gawker media...” Santos ended not needing that money...” He ended? Seems like it would be hard to make a donation at that point...

Serious soccer question...is it in fact true that American based soccer teams name their teams with words like “United” and “Real” (as in Real Madrid) in them simply so they sound like Premier League or European teams and hence imply some sort of credibility? It seems like before, they all had names like “Galaxy” and…

so 42 million guaranteed at signing...this guy could whip his dick out, jizz all over a broncos helmet, and they would still owe him FORTY TWO MILLION DOLLARS. not saying in any way he would do it...but um...if you did that at mcdonald’s for like 10 bucks an hour you would be fired instantaneously, and a guy who plays…

Was this not the same year that Will Farrell came out as Haray Caray and tore the shit out of Griffey and John Elway? I seem to remember Norm introducing him. That was absolute gold.

“Sense,” as in “He’s got a lot of hockey sense/football sense/golf sense.” Or saying the name of the sport when discussing something,ie. “Oh that’s a good golf shot.” Oh and one I heard every goddamn day this past NHL playoffs was “time and space.” “We just need to take away their time and space.” OK Carl Sagan, just…

really, nazi above child molester? splitting hairs perhaps but i think i’d rather my kid (if i had one) to simply hate a bunch of people instead of actually molest a kid. and to be fair, religious zealot kind of covers child molester.

meanwhile, the rest of the world continued to not care about who attended a fucking BASEBALL GAME. get over yourself america. i’m sure i’ll get screamed at for this, but once again simply being a member of the military does not make you a hero or entitle you to some sort of extra status. TONS of people (EMS folks,…

winamp! well done

Apparently neither 27 million dollars nor an NBA title can prevent wedgies though. Nice shorts, LJ.

remember it IS florida, the birthplace of low expectations for the rest of the country.