in other news, lots of other people rode bikes for a while too, and the world continued to not give a shit and use cars and airplanes.

Gee i don’t know, maybe have a goal judge like hockey has had for literally 100 years. Just have a guy sitting there who turns on a light or waves his waves his arms or shoots a flare gun...seems pretty simple. But thanks again soccer, for cementing your position as not only the lamest sport in the history of people,…

the quietest seats are usually furthest from the screaming kid that some soulless fuck thought it was OK to bring. seriously there should be special flights just for the horrible people that think it’s acceptable to bring anyone under the age of 16 on an airplane. you must be THIS TALL TO RIDE.

Thank heaven organized religion only fucks up useless shit like auto racing and football/soccer. Hopefully with the inevitable shitshow that will be this year’s summer Olympics (or as actual sports fans refer to it, the boring Olympics that fills in the 4 years till the next Winters), everyone will realize the…

my first thought as well...kind of lame

if he’s made the jump to pedialyte, he is no longer borderline i assure you

The hands down best place I’ve found for grill and grilling advice/recipes/mythbusting is amazingribs.com ...not just about ribs, it’s about absolutely everything under the sun when it comes to cooking anything over fire. lots of ACTUAL SCIENCE instead of weird old wives tales and whatnot...it absolutely changed the…

arguably better than one hooker down two toilets

fantastic! not that I needed one, but yet another reason never to watch soccer. I might be burned to death, asphyxiated, get lung cancer, or god forbid get seated in the wrong section because these cavemen can’t be trusted not to pummel each other to death if someone next to them likes the other team.

While i agree it would have been nice if the expansion divisions had had 3 original 6 teams and 3 expansion teams each, among other things the geography wouldn’t really have allowed it...and so while it’s a little bullshit that powerhouse squads from the original 6 were all of a sudden eliminated in the semis, and a…

anyone who inexplicably is still wondering why actual fans of sports think soccer is a joke: the Premier League, one of the most prestigious leagues in all of soccer, just had a title decided by a) two teams who weren’t in the running for said title and b) by a DRAW. if you need this explained to you, then…

hmm, imagine that, well to do white religious men not taking rape allegation seriously, gotta tell ya i’m stunned. fuck mormons just for being a religion at all and promoting their 1950s-level agenda...I can’t believe these people even take themselves seriously. fuck all these dorks who use an invisible man in the sky…

you are a dick, that is a dick move, and not only fucks up the person that actually bought that seat, delays everyone behind them trying to board. cut that shit out and just check in on time and get the seat you want instead of taking advantage of people who are too timid to correct your dogshit behavior. do you take…

The rat thing only lasted a short time (yes, some people still do it but not to the level of when it first started), and the octopus in Detroit goes back MANY years, and usually only delays the game a very short while. And they’re definitely not throwing them at players. It’s not like there are 15 octopii out there,…

nice to see a few more hockey stories here on DS...let’s keep this up, maybe tone down the soccer, add a few more hockey, esp. now that we’re in the playoffs? well done all.

hot dogs #11? for shame. you have clearly never watched a game at the gem of a stadium that is Wrigley. I’m not even a Cubs fan but that place rules and Chicago Dogs are mandatory, as are hot dogs at almost any ballpark. They are DEFINITELY above chicken tenders. Tenders, while delicious, are what you serve to picky 7…

would still watch this over soccer every day and twice on sunday.

hopefully they’re learning to spell better than you

Said it once and I’ll say it again, couldn’t give AF what athletes put in their bodies, and it is strictly a semantic argument as to what chemicals (whether they’re called supplements, vitamins, or anything else) are “performance enhancing” or not. By the same logic, should we ban athletes from exercising, as it’s…

I am from Canada and only recently got to experience the living, breathing food apocalypse that is golden corral, a few months back in Houston. I wasn’t in that place 10 minutes before i saw a little kid, maybe 4 years old, running around with a chicken wing and a chocolate chip cookie in one hand, and a huge hunk of…