lol...i worked for carnival for years and that would not surprise me in the least.

sweetness. definitely never ever thought I’d be able to see that again. Thanks for this. Grew up watching those same guys...Paul Ysebaert is actually from my hometown.

“Shit, I told you guys we shouldn’t make this thing run on Gatorade!”

He definitely comes off that way, I can’t stand him or his pretentious jerk off band. Really though, putting Drew in the same category as the Bushes, Trump, and Tucker Carlson, the biggest douche we had up until we met Martin Shkreli? Not exactly the same level, and at least he’s funny. :)

good for sage...a) it’s a fucking celebrity game on all star weekend, so hardly the place or time, b) no one gives two fucks about what a guy in a band thinks about national health care policy at any place or time, and c) particularly not a pretentious singer of a pretentious dickhead band. people who like them must…

like, the longest of shadows. and their auras have LONG ago become tiresome. all i can picture at their shows are beards, idiotic pseudo-art girls who like beards, and people who believe pitchfork reviews. all of whom who have a closet full of coldplay t-shirts that they quickly put in a box after the 2nd record.

to summarize, soccer is basically russian figure skating in the 80s and 90s, except figure skating was exciting to watch and very few people fell down.

yeah pretty much. how are ANY dives fine?

admittedly my capitalization is lackluster at best but i believe my parenth-inside-parenth is correct. and no matter what, they are still better than whatever musical turd the arcade fire might have produced lately, or ever. i absolutely can’t think of a more overrated band. lcd are sort of vaguely OK with me because…

sadly the arcade fire are still around and headlining festivals (them and the almost equally annoying bastion of non-music fans purporting to be music fans bands, LCD sound system [who i thought “retired”]) are doing Wayhome this year with the killers.

I do believe Goose and Maverick were Navy Aviators as opposed o Air Force Pilots, so would they not have been in a Navy F-14?

I believe Paul Beeston said that by 2018 (I believe that was the year, correct me if I’m wrong), SkyDome (I still call it that, not stupid ass Rogers Centre) will have all real grass and the seats will permanently be locked into the baseball configuration.

The fact that after he hit the ref, he just completely ignored him on the ice and and kept skating to the bench seems to suggest he had no idea of what had happened...surely even if he HAD done it on purpose (which I really just can’t imagine is the case), you’d think he’d at least look down at him to gloat or…

I honestly can’t think of a single guy, even the dirtiest guy in the league, going after an official, particularly from behind. Hell I can’t think of a guy in any sport doing something like this intentionally. They have to suspend him, as clearly you can’t just let this kind of thing go, but I refuse to believe there…

that was basically my reaction to reading the words “rescue parent.” Let me guess, you’re one of the people who signs their birthday cards “happy birthday! from Sam, Jane, and Scrappy!”

in other news, a bunch of soccer players sat down on the field for two minutes, then started the game, but no one could tell the difference.

i dunno, the NHL introduced the trapezoid behind the net for ONE player, why not?

that is both an excellent point, and reminded me to read that thing again. gold. also your screen name is fucking ace.

Rescue “parent?” Unless you adopted an actual human child (and that’s an odd title to give yourself if that’s the case), you are a dog OWNER. Cut this shit out.

“Pre-” almost anything bugs the shit out of me...you’re not pre-ordering it, you’re just ordering it. Ahead of time, perhaps, but you’re still just placing an order. Same goes for “preboarding” a plane or “preheating” an oven. Preheating is whatever you were doing immediately before you turned the oven on. Then you…