I just realized how much he looks like Michael Cera and I’m a bit nauseous.

Vince has lost his touch AND vision.

Legend says Randy Savage was the first to ride that subway.

If Vince paid attention to outside of WWE and knew what happened to a guy named Shibata in Japan earlier this year, he wouldn’t have taken the headbutt.

Everything but the rise of BRAUN, really.

Uh huh. Uh huh. WHEN IS FALLOUT 5 COMING OUT, DAMNIT.

Ol’ Ted must have taken up farming, because he has a pet cock.

ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT

Swellington?

Kind of seems like a “this is not what I’m used to and I’m upset” reaction in this article. Which is fine. Even a show as amazing as BOJACK can’t please everybody all the time.

I don’t know why, but “I thought I was Left-Handed Morty...” gave me the biggest laugh of the episode.

That will never not make me wistful. And the time they performed it at Jim Henson’s funeral... damn.

There’s a new device being tested to help reduce internal head trauma called the Q Collar, based on woodpeckers. Its basically an incomplete black band around the neck where the unconnected tips lightly squeeze the jugular. It supposedly helps hold blood and spinal fluid in the head, which gives the brain less room to…

As ei Panthers fan, it brings me great joy each and every time the Patriots collectively turn into Sideshow Bobs on a football field of rakes. Fuck Adam Vinatieri with John Kasay’s kicking foot and vice versa. That game hurt so goddamn much more than when Mike Remmers became a cartoon wall with Von Miller-shaped holes…

No, but I was aiming for an especially indignant tone.

I’ve seen criminals sneaking down flights of stairs that were less condescending than this review. It’s like Rich was expecting so much more from a Stephen King horror adaptation.

Apart from being smarter than the rest of us at films, it’s Rich’s favorite pastime.

GOdDAMN that is mean. And hilarious. I’m glad the Panthers just got stomped in the Super Bowl thanks to our left and right turnstiles’ inability to even slow Miller and Yates. Losing a huge lead like the Falcons did must feel sooooo worse.

Goddamnit. I heard about this on local radio this morning and thought: “ah fuck, we’re gonna be on The Root”. I suppose we deserve it though.

I can safely say I’ve never seen a meatier “ologist” than Rush Limbaugh.