adamcerious
MickeyTankBank
adamcerious

He was hooked on calling 911, yet it only netted him an arrest when the cops reeled him in.

I could see the anchor... in his eyes.

That might require a lot of legal mussel.

I suppose he cod. That would knock the restaurant off their perch and teach them to know their plaice.

Oy(ster)!

The next day he called 911 from a Chinese place complaining about the geoduck.

Sounds like he was feeling pretty crabby about the size of his meal.

At least he didn’t get physical and resort to using his mussels.

What happened to keeping clam and collected in fishy situations? He didn’t need to act so shellfish.

Don’t be so shellfish.

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Hahahaha!

If the blond breed the blonde they shall both fall into the oh never mind...