Elliot’s attorney is Jesse Ventura, apparently.

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I would argue that wrestling’s most violent double-cross was when Villano literally stabbed Bruiser Brody to death. That wasn’t so much a shoot as it was a stab, though.

Uh, it most certainly IS a manhood contest. Two insanely insecure men with massive daddy issues, who got their positions through assuredly nefarious means, are standing side by side at a wall of urinals and trying to see if the other guy is bigger. It’s Bob Belcher versus Jimmy Pesto except Bob is also a Pesto and the…

Congraugurations.

Shit down and suck up meetings?

Aside from New Day, it seems like only the black women of WWE have non-hokey gimmicks.

OR you can be made champion because the guy in charge thinks it’ll get tons of people from your “birthplace” to buy Network subscriptions despite the fact that like half of the people IN said “birthplace” live in poverty.

But the Joker has NEVER had a consistent character portrayal over the years. You had Romero’s goofy version, Nicholson’s menacing mob boss version, Ledger’s total anarchist, and the Joker in the comics has changed many times since its inception. He’s a character with more fluidity than almost any other in pop culture.…

You say that like the country isn’t half idiots.

I imagine there’s also a stalled turnip truck on that bridge?

Uh... recently released? It comes out 9/8.

You gotta remember that once Rick’s self-perceived toxic qualities came back, so did his “irrational care for others”. So yeah, he wanted his grandson back.

“Have you ever been peed on?”

Summer’s gasp at that seemed to indicate it was indeed a huge development.

I just want to get to the Morty school from the opening credits, as I’m guessing it’s a continuation from the first season episode with Eyepatch Morty. I assume that’ll be at season’s end, though.

Its the battle of the post-breakup hair changes: 80s vs. 90s edition!

If that dog’s name isn’t already Falkor, it should be.

As a dorky white guy can I just say that being called a cracker or a honky does not, would not and should not offend me in the slightest. Maybe it’s because I have thick skin. Maybe it’s because my hobbies/interests are indeed pretty cracker-ish. OR MAYBE it’s because those particular words aren’t rooted in centuries…