“I got some unobtainium. So, uh, what do we call it now?”

Can I sue Bill for the around two hours I lost by trying his terrible Netflix show?

Wait, to get out of the greys you just have to ask? Goddamnit, I thought it was related to post count.

“I wanted to be an architect...”

Really? I heard Gilbert Gottfried from when he roasted Bob Saget.

Oh come on, people. She married the evil shaved animatronic chipmunk for love, not money!

Lynchburg, VA

His monologue from Thriller sounds like a white supremacist’s nightmare:

Yes. Unless they include Trump’s actual Twitter handle(and assuming he tracks other senators on Twitter and you KNOW he does) in the message, he won’t see what they said. Of course, third parties could always send him links to the senators’ tweets, but that would require the effort of an extra click from Trump himself.

That’s basically it. Figuring out GOP politics is like slitting your wrists with Occam’s Razor.

NONE of these tweets were made at Trump directly. Spineless fucking cowards. They knew what horse they were hitching their buggy to, and it has a guy with a whip riding it.

She and Miller have eerily similar, if gender-swapped, faces. Am I alone in th8nking this?

The one where it doesn’t necessitate a decrease in population but is a redistribution of it.

And he’s probably too cheap to get a custom fit, too.

Paris is always wearing a suit that’s at least a size too big. He looks like either a boy whose wish to Zoltar is wearing off, or one of Jeff Dunham’s bigoted puppets that got Pinocchio’d to life.

As a 5'6" guy who’s seriously overweight, I find your measurements both offensive and emasculating!

A male Becky should just be “Beck”, as in “Becky with no ‘y’ there”.

Festival heads weren’t very sharp with this one. They let people get muensterously hungry and gave an apology that didn’t mean jack.

That is not what gentrification is.

All the recent gentrification hasn’t helped either.