Exactly. these turds can scream FIRST AMENDMENT all they want, but until they actually understand the concept it’s as relevant as me running into the street and yelling “I AM A CAR! BEEP BEEP!”.

I love how everyone, save for Keith, looks to be some stage of drunk in the header image.

These videos need Yakety Sax.

Of course he wants milk. It’s a key ingredient in a baked Alaska!

In case anyone didn’t know, Pierce and Gat from Saints Row are playable characters. Deep Silver has a great track record, so I have high hopes for this game.

My first reaction was “graph paper? Did you steal from your kid’s school supplies, you racist shitbag?”

The Ruth character has some unlikable qualities but she’s definitely not boring like Piper. Ugh.

Oh look, they genetically crossbred Colonel Sanders and a puffer fish.

You’ll Shoot Her Eye Out

Truth: I’m 34 years old. I hadn’t watched basketball hardly ever before. I heard Doris Burke during a game while flipping channels one day a few years ago. I stopped and listened. I’ve watched basketball ever since and it’s because of her talent and not a player’s.

Onl6 if they get eMedals to eWear and the gold medal winner gets to grace the cover of EA eSports ‘25.

Sheryl Crow and Iggy Pop had a child?

Why the hell would anyone faint during The Wrestler?

I’ve never understood the non-racist hate for him(I don’t get the racist hate either, but YKWIM). Sure he fucked up in college. So do most people in some way (*cough* Jameis Winston *cough*). The guy shills products, but so does every other star player. Oh, he made a mean face and was upset about losing? Fuck, at…

Terry Crews continues to be a national treasure.

Well hey, there’s got to be some well-spoken ones out there. Some guy who speaks like Garrison Keillor, using his down-home poignancy to denounce the holocaust and refer to all latinxs as beaners...

But does it come with a Semantics Dome? That’s my deal-breaker.

Not sure about that, but I am sure there’s no other kind of person it’s more fun to see get punched:

Man, how is it I just now realized how much Rose looks like Meatloaf?

Bran looks like if a department store mannequin got facial features added to it like Mr. Potato Head.