I AM THE ANGRIEST UNRIPENED STRAWBERRY, YAARRRRGH

I’ve seen burnt pictures with better framing than this article.

Adult Swim has the new episodes up on their site, but it looks like they’ll only be up for a week.

I WANT TO RUN IN A STREAM AND HOLD YOU

You went BACK to the carpet store?!

Yeah, but:

Unpopular opinion: Get Schwifty, aside from the song itself and the snake gag, was not a very good episode. Summer instantly buying into a new religion, after everything she’s seen, irked me to no end. And the Ice T stuff, while I get why others might like it, came off as lazy and uninspired.

Wouldn’t a cruise full of people playing video games lead to lots of cases of motion sickness? I can’t imagine gamers wanting to take Dramamine either.

Hey Arnold was among the best, but its not like the 90s wasn’t full of great cartoons. Except Catdog. FUCK Catdog.

Nice. The second best part about football season is Drew’s articles!

Anybody else notice that old Gore looks like Darrell Hammond’s Clinton and Gore impressions got Brundle’d?

Potayto, potahbrow?

$7 billion skin gambling market

Can’t believe I’m first with this:

See: all governmental hearings.

No, most WWE viewers are the fan equivalent of a person who refuses to end their realtionship even though the other person is a serial cheater.

Kingston is literally a slack-jawed yokel because he NEVER PHYSICALLY CLOSES HIS GODDAMNED MOUTH.

“White County, Tennessee”

How is this fuck a “good guy”? Does murdering a barely middle-aged lion help the conservation effort in some way I don’t understand?

Winter is coming, and so are Summer and Autumn.