Not for nothing, but any decent team can beat the Warriors when Thompson and Curry are as cold as they were last night. Durant and Green, try as they might, can’t match them from the arc.

Holy shit, this guy looks like blue collar John Hodgman.

Not blond enough.

Still more substantial than the Fall TV Preview every year,

“Hey! You in the senate! I say to you - stop being bad!”

“Donald Trump has been spirited away to St. Louis”

TWINKS... IN... SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

As a Panthers fan, I can sympathize with having an O-line that seems to be made out of driftwood. Christ.

Circles are more edgy that this crap.

This piece of shit deserves a hell of a lot worse than a concussion. Why there is a minimum sentence for pedophiles, I do not know.

Back when this Looney Tunes vulture in human form was the mayor of Charlotte, my aunt and I pulled up next to him at an intersection downtown one night. We proceeded to enthusiastically flip him off until well after he had driven away. I’ve never felt more fulfilled by participating in the political process.

GodDAMNit, localization team. A lemur is NOT a simian. Why are so many of the English names this generation so unappealing?

Holy shit, that headline image looks like a stuffed animal toy line for Five Nights At Freddy’s.

Carved on that brick:

I can’t guarantee that I’m not prejudiced in other areas

Roy Cooper’s ads here come across as earnest and hopeful, without so much as mentioning McRory. It’s admirable, but not the best strategy. I hope he starts airing some attack ads or else the mountain folk here will get that bespectacled dickspit re-elected.

Of all the Rick and Morty episodes to gif from, you went and picked the worst one.

He raised teacher pay(minutely, at that) by almost completely eliminating the TEACHER’S ASSISTANTS. Pat McCrory is the sexual byproduct of Huckleberry Hound and a malfunctioning Flowbee machine. I hope he gets permanent eczema on his taint.

Teddy Bridgeovertroubledwater.