This definitely isn’t for me, but I think it seems more reasonable if you think of it as pay-per-view for movies. Pay-per-view events easily hit $50 and people don’t fuss. That’s because you get a gaggle of friends together and split the bill. Same here.

Glad she didn’t drink that bleach. That wouldn’t have been sexy at all.

Pfft. It’s no Smashmouth’s All Star.

You win.

Definitely better.

So, is this going to be another one of those disappointing 3D motion rides Universal is so fond of creating these days? That pony’s single trick is getting old.

Shit moves fast these days.

I grind my beans and brew a pot every morning. It takes approximately five minutes.

Same. I have no idea what the fuck the author is trying to get across.

God, I hate that font. You know the font I’m talking about.

Nice review. I love your incorporation of autobiographical details. Often, I find that kind of thing sort of tiring in a review, but your personal stories actually pertain to the themes of the game, so it works.

This trailer has the best use of a pop song in recent memory. It’s great.

There’s nothing sadder than tweeting something from the heart and having it ignored by all 45 of your followers.

It feels as if the designers both tried too hard and didn’t try at all.

I definitely would. I’d love to see an Obi-Wan movie.

The perfect reply. We can all go home now.

I definitely prefer these designs to those of the new movies.

I picked one at Walmart. Love it. Smash Bros. and Splatoon are the perfect types of games to have pre-installed. Just hop right in and play a few rounds.

I picked one at Walmart. Love it. Smash Bros. and Splatoon are the perfect types of games to have pre-installed.…

It’s still a good deal. You don’t have to rush out and buy the new system right away. It’s not like the Wii U will suddenly stop playing as soon as the NX hits stores.

It’s still a good deal. You don’t have to rush out and buy the new system right away. It’s not like the Wii U will…

Gotta snag that Splatoon/Smash Bros. Wii U. Been holding out.