Yeah, if you make a CSI, it has to at least make sense.

Kick him, don’t get kick him; either way he falls, clutching as if you blasted two shells of buckshot in his guts.

Go and ask people on the Channel Islands or the Isle of Man if they are part of England and see what response you get. I know a few from both and they describe themselves as Manx/Manx-British etc. and certainly not English.

No it isn’t part of the UK...The Bailiwick of Guernsey including Alderney and Sark is a crown possession.

Hate to be the pedantic Brit but Guernsey is not part of England (or even the UK), it’s one of the Channel Islands.

For people who are thinking about hitting up Lowes or Home Depot and getting one of those

The “Reebok Coverup” in ‘92 also produced one of the great Jordan quotes: “When you hire 12 Clint Eastwoods to come in here and do a job, don’t ask them what bullets they’re putting in the gun.”

I mean, they aren’t tucked into a corner booth in a dimly lit diner confiding in each other. She’s at work.

Brian McCann: *Watchs video*

Yes

Yes, go away now.

It’s true. It’s built into the ADR/RevPAR model. Essentially the hotel is happy to give a little to get it back over time with repeat business from a happy guest (and their friends.)

Also, consider this. 20 years ago, if you were happy/upset with a business they risked the wraith of your 6 closest friends, worst case…

I was surprise dragged to the first one with my grandmother, mother, mother’s BFF and my little sister. Nothing will ever be more awkward than that. Will go for BDR/Hot Werewolf Alcide.

Saving this gif forever and ever.

Everything would be better with Wrestling entrances :D

Gronk only pawn in game of life.

Mortified children as bookends.

You can't be serious. He's a horrible writer.

Yeah? They gonna pass a Constitutional Amendment this weekend while we’re all busy with celebratory gay sex?

I bet a nice big flat spoon would do the job equally as well and let those worried about breaking the glass have a bit more piece of mind.