[David Carusso voice]

Bosh is fabulous and works it whereas you dearest commenter are just jelly.

Bosh is probably as close as it gets to being a perfect teammate.

You could say that the dunk contest has definitely hit the Wall

At least a new Kinja experience is coming soon.

"That last tweet wasn't me, it was a hacker"

Closer to 25yds than 40, but at least you didn't say "golazo" - baby steps.

I think the outdoor training was based on an expectation of the Sochi venue's roof collapsing.

Better buckle in, because we're in for a whole season of this bullshit.

Out. Get out. GTFO. Out. You're done. No more Jalopnik for you.

"If you just rolled your eyes and then slammed your head against your desk, then you and I had the same reaction to

Goddamn, those little fuckers are cute.