Swaggy P is somewhere having fits about the desecration of the limb of choice.

Neither do you; the Gabon Fr is basically 1:1 with the Dollar

Nah it’s cool, I’m probably in a different country and certainly not going to do anything more with the web than dick jokes and porn. Good luck to you and all who sail in your merry vessel.

I give my guys a long-ass lunchbreak. I’m assuming they drink (I certainly do)

In the U.K., they drink all the fucking time and somehow it makes perfect sense.

You look more like a Paul.

Apparently he wasn’t willing to teabag the hooker in the maul.

Salford City F.C. if you want to see their names bandied about in such roles.

British Royal Navy Surgeon Rear-Admiral Sir Thomas Gimlette KCB is making the oceal froth with hs spinning.

Gimlet (Vitamin C) is for scurvy.

Free haircuts are always cool!

This is good clickbait, would click again and still smile.

The guy in the mariachi band around 0:45 is loving her ass swag.

I don’t even know where to click, the arms, the ring, the combover, the tie, major league shitty dresser.

NOBODY COVERS THIS PEACOCKS PLUMAGE!

Or the drink writeups or spreading the net out as far as Foodspin there’s a theme of aversion towards popping in a snap or two.

Is it an editorial policy not to include photos when writing about food?

By that logic it means he also took them there at least once.

I didn’t find the video but he’s famously self deprecating.

A very British look, that’s a charming way to call someone fuckugly. Even Crouch knows his place in life without professional sports - he suggested he’d be a virgin without it.