This one as well:

Fenway Sports Group not getting a namecheck for their greasy paws all over this? Out the door and under the bus has been their SOP for some years now.

No shorts?

I’m pretty sure that’s a haggis before you kill it

Is this Maradonna or a waxwork?!

Swift responded with a photo of a killer whale meme with the text, “I came out of the ocean because I needed to stop you.”

There’s a joke to be made about not allowing feminists near ceilings because they take a hammer to them presuming they are glass but I can’t fight through the haunting echos of yesterday’s gin to form it correctly.

I’d ask for tickets in the good shagging section.

If you see a guy dragging a hideously logoed glove out of an OFFICAL souvenir store bag hoping to shag the incoming it’s me.

I’m a fan but have never been to a game, if I did and caught a ball it’d be a treasured souvenir. Reading all these comments (Zach’s sockpuppet’s aside) makes me feel like a socially inept manchild.

It had to be something stupid for Arod’s 3000th, even when he isn’t SNAFU it happens anyway.

Something, something danger zone.

It seems to come and go, perhaps related to whether he is facing a lefty or righty?

Who gives a shit which arm he throws with.

BONUS ROUND!!

Bitch pleash.

That sucks for Eric, I would say lets do him a Kickstarter but he wanted a car.

First thing that came to my mind, the scale is a little Imperial fuckton different though