please

My biggest mistake was trying Sriracha for the first time, now I use this:

Yes Mr Brady, you can take it to the bank.

explaining

“Shift+Esc”

I think there’s going to be some tension in the Unwritten Rules Illuminati Clubhouse next meeting. Hudson tossing Harper before Officer McCann had a chance is to start barking like a handbag dog is against the internal unwritten rules. Custodum quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

I can’t work out if I find Foxx annoyingly talented, talented and annoying or both with a side of annoying.

I got nothing - Highlight truthers

I feel sad that Kobe doesn’t use the poop emoji, I love the idea of him getting all ornery and pooping out a storm in DMs

Has anyone asked his views on red haired women?

It really does work all day.

It really does work all day.

At least Malone had a self-made legacy that didn’t involve a shit-ton of baby mommas or Lego.

I’m now imaging the logistics of Dwight pissing, the only thing I know about it for sure is that he calls it “pee-pee time”

You missed out the main reason everyone I know hates James Harden; he might drag to Dwight to some hardware.

Spitballin’ how about; each called foul after a review in the final costs the offending team a timeout in the final few minutes until they’re bled dry, then the bench aren’t allowed to directly communicate with the players on the court when any further transgressions occur, maybe limit the amount of timeouts they’re…

That’s amazing, the more I see about Pop the more he goes up in my estimation.

Do you think that is likely(/the committee are likely) to do something about all the foul/timeout chicanery that makes the final quarter in close games feel as long as the preceding three?

I thought it was common consensus that a bribe through the front door sponsorship got them the games?

Much like a pitcher with his top pitch