Doubtless said whilst wearing an expression that would grate rock.

I was going to say Katy Perry has hairy wrists but after reviewing the rest of the pictures I’d like to announce I’ve got really bald wrists.

I contour myself away from this story.

Barkevious “KeKe” Levon Mingo

Fuck that’s awful +1

And c) married him age 20.

I know what he sounds like without listening, I’m a friend of the family.

It seems like a Black country thing in the last couple of hundred years so I’m guessing it was the miners who retained it in the dialect: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ow+bi… Do you actually hear it in common use?

stabbed a Yankee with an icicle in an April fight.

Hawk

I was always a First Born fan:

I thought this was a prank/mistake/flashback when I read the credits for the first time.

I use this to signify my beloved’s desire to communicate:

How about if I have added the default ringtone from when I was 20?

Good job you didn’t find the LOLMets tag

Might make it seem like he enjoyed cars rather than collecting the obvious accoutrements of displaying wealth.

I always think EW got the travel idea from Guy Ritchie of all people. (Might need to skip to 2m50)

No more than x customers is a real thing in the UK caused by shoplifters. It’s generally only seen in very rural Mom and Pop stores and normally it’s explicitly targeting schoolchildren. I’ve forgotten about the rest so someone else will have to help.

That’s more Bristol and Gloucester than the whole of the Westcountry.

Ereowbeonzon