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First LeBron and now Modric. Why is the headband being abandoned?

10.) Reliant Robin

I'd suggest that he's feeling the need to spoon feed the problem is more about his regard for the audience.

"Straight" alcohol (ethanol) tops out at 96% in liquid form so it could end up being lighter.

I don't know why anyone would want to go through the bother of turning powder and water into booze instead of just starting with wet alcohol in the first place

That comment is what happens when you use The Walking Dead as your primary source of religious education.

[Tebow] You mean crucifix?

Great points already made but don't forget the 4th placed team in the premier league getting into the Champions league.

Vote Sherman! The campaign for him to be players union boss starts right here.

How is this awkwardly fitting? Based on the above I was expecting a car crash at the least.

1m20ish?

I don't know why you'd be so cynical about a Gawker blog.

Is looping the loop what they do instead of a victory lap?

By everywhere you mean to the ground (stadium) and back?

If that's 45 yards I've got 5 inch junk*.

Technically it's a purée but I'm absolutely an asshole about these things. Also, Celeriac is where it's at for me.

WHY CAN'T I CAPTION THE PICTURE WITH MY SHITTY RED CARD JOKE?!

Ugh, fucking scorekeeper truthers.