I've not reached critical mass with the "Mario does thing" yet and fortunately neither has he. At 24 I can only hope it's a few more years before he becomes a boring PR managed drone.

This would be at the bottom of a list of things to improve in the game.

Pull him aside for a second, convince him you are the one to take this, and allow Henderson to approve it. If that happens this is a non issue.

Brian McCann, is that you?!

I can't look at one without thinking of Pharrell.

Deadspin doesn't really have the access (, favor, discretion) to bore the piss out of the athletes in a similar fashion. Reminds me of an election campaign where its all about "We'd not fuck it up as badly as them"

After a 2.75 year relationship at minimum (two of those with grandchildren to take to visit) I'd imagine the attacker could remember where the victims family lives already. No point in the father moving until he's nearer release.

She needs to carry the left higher instead of hiding behind the right.

I think you're right and I guess this one is the Australian office's sign-off for the weekend.

Too easy

OP left a stable, good job/ life to relocate and hopefully buy a home, got laid off year on year and relocated to different states, had many children at least one of which has (diagnosed) personality disorders now.

No 10 & 5 rights in this game.

6/10, work on it.

HOW IS THIS NOT A LIVEBLOG

The worst I've seen is someone wanting an egg hatching...

At least it wasn't in portrait.

Kicking a bottle further than I can see (without glasses) in heels?

I like this, do think you missed a couple of things though.

Well it would be if Barry bothered to back up his proclamation