I can find Bill Clinton to be a creep for the way he behaved towards Lewinsky while at the same time casting serious side-eye at Lewinsky’s changing her story after twenty years.

If suggesting women might be chilly is sexist, I guess I have to take away my feminist card, because I keep telling my preteen that she can’t go outside in 15°F weather in just a hoodie and capris.

I mean I don’t like engaging with baseless rumors spread by someone with an obvious axe to grind.

The author of this piece seems to think the 13th Amendment would have passed without the efforts of Abraham Lincoln. I respectfully disagree, and I think she will find most historians also believe Lincoln played a large role in ensuring the 13th Amendment actually passed in the House of Representatives.

All I know is that my smoke alarms are so sensitive they go off every time we cook bacon, so I feel like I am going to survive any fire at my place.

I need a vaccine for whatever respiratory sinus infection/cough of death thing I have that’s been plaguing me for the last two weeks. It isn’t the flu, because I got tested for that and it came back negative, but whatever it is feels so much worse than just a cold. My doctor was like, lol, here’s some Sudafed, go back…

Manning also assaulted a female soldier, SPC Showman, her supervisor, by punching her in the face. This was before Manning started leaking information, and before she presented as a woman. I feel like workplace assault of women should be another part of the conversation here.

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I don’t really “meditate” so much as I try to turn off my brain, not think about anything, and focus on the muscles in my body to make that happen. If stray thoughts cross my mind constantly during that process, that’s okay.

I think it’s possible to both enjoy fanfic and drop your jaw at just how awful some of it is. I know I manage it.

He refuses to consider his usage a problem, and refuses to discuss any treatment options with us.

I’m at the point where I almost wish my brother would get arrested for heroin possession. I think it’s the only way he’d ever get off it, honestly. We’re from a middle class family, my parents have tried to convince him to go to rehab, we have the resources, and he won’t even talk about it. The last time he overdosed…

That dress isn’t warm enough for Buffalo this time of year, Rebecca.

I liked this a lot better than The Handmaid’s Tale.

1.) I am pissed at all of Rebecca’s friends for not bringing Dr Akopian in to help with the intervention.

My personal Top 10, in no particular order:

You hack my phone, I’m honestly more worried about you gaining access to my internet search history than anything else.

You know, Olive Garden is terrible, but some times you just get the urge to eat 5,000 calories of terrible, terrible saucy, starchy food in one sitting. God help me, I’m only human.

It was worth while, if only because it illustrates this point.

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